Flirting with Disaster

Well, they went to the brink. My beloved Royals nearly tied the American League record for consecutive losses at 20. Things had gotten really bad. Owner David Glass was storing his classic cars in the Royals’ batting cages because nothing got hit there. Also, do you know what the Royals and Michael Jackson have in common? They have both been known to wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.

Anyway, disaster was averted. They won 2-1 tonight. Of course, come to think about it… there are more than twenty games left.