Christian Faith and the Truth Behind Britney Spears

You will notice that some of my recent posts have focused on David Ray Griffin's Christian Faith and the Truth Behind 9/11, published by Westminster John Knox Press, an imprint of the Presbyterian Publishing Corporation. The book exposes how the events of 9/11 were an elaborate conspiracy by the Bush Administration, a "false flag" operation, to give diabolical Neoconservatives an excuse for taking over the world.

So wildly successful has this publication been that the PPC is inaugurating a new imprint: Roswell. Their first book is to be released this fall.

In Christian Faith and the Truth Behind Britney Spears, Dr. Sophia Achamoth gives a scholarly examination of the facts and shows that the story of the Bible is actually a conspiracy perpetrated on the world by ancient Neoconservatives. Eve was formed first and was the true repository of all knowledge. Using a false-flag deception, Adam (a Neoconservative) ate of the apple and then framed Eve for taking the first bite. Furthermore, it was not Yahweh who formed the world but Sophia. Yahweh (another Neoconservative) conspired with Adam to cover up the facts in the case.

But the Goddess Sophia determined not to let this lie endure forever and foretold of a time when the truth would be revealed to two tribes of Christians: The Episcopal tribe and the Presbyterians. The truth would be revealed, the tribes would be united, and a new Sophia Pope would be established so that all humanity may be shown the truth. She also promised to give us a sign just before the Pope's arrival.

Perhaps you have seen this advertising campaign:

If you rearrange the letters of Pepsi-Cola, they spell Episcopal. If you rearrange the letters of Britney Spears, they spell Presbyterians. This is irrefutable evidence that Britney Spears is ordained to be the long-promised Sophia Pope.

There is a tendency among those who accept the official account to call all people who suspect a conspiracy "conspiracy theorists." But only the closed-minded can ignore the overwhelming evidence so meticulously footnoted in this volume. It is a must-read for all who want to know the absolute truth behind our existence. Be sure to look for it in a bookstore this fall.

(Also, be looking for this forthcoming title next spring: Big Foot was on the Grassy Knoll)