“Top Ten Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained” Maggi Dawn

Form Maggi DawnTop Ten Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained. A Jesus Creed reader named Shawn pointed out this post from seven months ago. Priceless!

10. A man's place is in the army.

9. For men who have children, their duties might distract them from the responsibilities of being a parent.

8. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as chopping down trees and wrestling mountain lions. It would be "unnatural" for them to do other forms of work.

7. Man was created before woman. It is therefore obvious that man was a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation.

6. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. This is easily demonstrated by their conduct at football games and watching basketball tournaments.

5. Some men are handsome; they will distract women worshipers.

4. To be ordained pastor is to nurture the congregation. But this is not a traditional male role. Rather, throughout history, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more frequently attracted to it. This makes them the obvious choice for ordination.

3. Men are overly prone to violence. No really manly man wants to settle disputes by any means other than by fighting about it. Thus, they would be poor role models, as well as being dangerously unstable in positions of leadership.

2. Men can still be involved in church activities, even without being ordained. They can sweep paths, repair the church roof, and maybe even lead the singing on Father's Day. By confining themselves to such traditional male roles, they can still be vitally important in the life of the Church.

1. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus, his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinated position that all men should take.


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7 responses to ““Top Ten Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained” Maggi Dawn”

  1. Brilliant!

  2. So funny! Number 5 was my favorite.

  3. Number 5 is why I am not allowed in the pulpit.
    🙂

  4. THAT is SO funny!!!!!!!!!!
    🙂
    PS, Michael, you ordered the dvd series, “Women Set Free” (or something like that), right? I just got my copies and am on the 3rd segment now and have to say, I have been mightily impressed thus far! I’ll be interested to hear your thoughts. If I continue to like it, I’m planning to blog about it, but was wondering if you are too (which I can then link to, etc).

  5. Molly, I have only finished the first segment but I too think it is great. I have another 3.5 hour series by Kenneth Bailey that I have lined up to watch as well. What I thought I might do is just do a review of the two series after I finish the book. I hadn’t planned to blog through the dvd set but that would be a great idea! I would be much more interested in what you have to say than anything I might write. Go for it!

  6. First time here… I bookmarked you and will certainly be back for more!

  7. Great britt. I’m glad you stopped by.

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