My Saturday post about Catholic Jokes got me thinking about some of my favorite Presbyterian Jokes. Here are three.
First
What is a Presbyterian? A Presbyterian is a Baptist who likes to drink but doesn't have enough money to be Episcopalian.
Second
During a Presbyterian worship service, a man began to be moved by the Spirit.
Out loud, he said, "Amen!" People around him were a little disturbed.
Then louder, he said, "Hallelujah!" A few more people were becoming disturbed.
Louder still, he shouted, "Praise Jesus!"
An usher moved quickly down the aisle. He bent over and whispered to the man, "Sir! Control yourself!"
The man exclaimed, "I can't help it. I got religion!!!"
To which the usher responded, "Well, you didn't get it here!"
Third
A Presbyterian minister wrote a "letter to the editor" of the local paper, critical of actions taken by a local fundamentalist pastor. The next week, the fundamentalist pastor denounced the Presbyterian minister from the pulpit as an apostate. When the Presbyterian pastor heard about it, he remarked, "Now that is low. That is really low. Calling a Presbyterian pastor apostate. We have so little to fall away from in the first place!"
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