Bible Theme Park Proposed for Tennessee

Christian Post: Bible Theme Park Proposed for Tennessee

A major New York real estate and land developer has proposed plans to build a Bible-based theme park in Tennessee which would depict stories from the ancient text.

Officials from Rutherford County, the fastest growing county in the state, met with SafeHarbor Holding to speak about possible plans for “Bible Park USA” this past Friday.

Since the interested company is not religiously-based, the theme park, which would depict scenes and stories from the Bible, would not include “religious interpretation,” explained Marcille Durham, spokeswoman for SafeHarbor, to the Tennessean.

“They see it as an entertainment park,” she added.

The amusement park would be much like a “story park” and would include traditional rides that are found in amusement parks. …

Note that I don't have this tagged as a humor post. It's for real!

So what attractions would you suggest the park include?


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    Gray Ghost

    Don’t bother thinking up what attractions you want to see there. I think it has a good chance of being voted down. If it does get approved and we are the laughingstock of America, it won’t stay open more than two or three seasons at the most.

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