Mrs. Kronicle thinks it's time for the Kronciler to dump his old '98 Mazada Millenia (Mazda's spelling) and get a newer car (see Wikipedia photo). As I've pondered this, I find it is creating a significant theological crisis.
If I sell the car, won't that make me post-millenial? Or could it be that I will be without a Millenia, therefore amillenial after the sale? Mrs. Kroncile spotted a good 2002 Millenia for sale on the web. If I decide to go that direction, will I have become pre-millenial before buying it? And once I buy it, wouldn't that make me post-millenial while in the new Millenia? Does the fact that Mazda spelled the brand with one "n" give me a loophole?
This has been a great tribulation for me. I'm paralyzed. Maybe Jesus will rapture me, and I won't need to decide. I need counsel from my readers.
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