You may have been at the Presbyterian General Assembly too long if …

You go to your computer in the morning and wonder why no one has left a bag of candies at your chair.

You meet strangers in line at Quick Trip and ask what presbytery they’re from.

You go out for pizza and when someone orders anchovies, you rise to make a substitute motion.

You keep clicking the TV remote and wonder why it won’t register your vote.

You find yourself wandering around the sanctuary during the Sunday sermon looking for an orange paddle to move the previous question.

Got any others?


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One response to “You may have been at the Presbyterian General Assembly too long if …”

  1. …you shake the magic 8 ball, and every question is answered by: “And we await results”

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