I came across a link today that cracked me up. It is a list of possible Biblical Viruses for your computer. Here are some of my favorites:
Abraham Virus – Sacrifices your RAM
Acts virus – Translates all documents into every language
Cain Virus – Kills all the programs you are Able to use then goes to sleep (or is it nod)
On another humorous note, I also heard that New Jersey is having a contest to come up with a new slogan. Currently, it is "New Jersey. The Garden State." I lean toward "New Joysey. Yous gotta problem wid dat?"
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